The Story Of an Elephant

Monica Seng and Danielle Borg-James

One day there was a small little creature that was a little bigger than a proton. The small creature was actually an elephant that had been shrunk by a strange scientist. The strange scientist had tragically died in car accident when he was about 67 years old.

The elephant was about three years old when its creator died. The elephant exploded in tears. Amazingly, the elephant survived, and the elephant was still crying. When the elephant finally stopped crying, it did not know what to do. So he went to an ant and asked him if he could stay with him. Instead the ant almost ended the poor elephant’s life by attacking it. After that moment the elephant started crying again.

Then he found a pond. He ran as fast as he could to the water. Then he took a sip of the water. It was the weirdest tasting water in the world. Then the elephant fell in the water. The elephant could not swim. So a really stupid bird saw the elephant and snatched it. The bird took the elephant to its nest. The nest was a tree in the front yard of the strange scientist’s brother. Of course the brother was mentally retarded and tried to knock the nest out of the tree. Then the elephant came running out of the nest and went into the retarded brother’s home.

A long time in the past the retarded brother came to the lab of the strange scientist, where the elephant and the brother met. At this time the elephant was only one year old. Then the elephant recognized the brother. The home of the brother was actually very pretty.

The brother finally realized the elephant was there when his dog started barking at a very small, crying, helpless creature. Then the brother took the elephant to a cage that had air holes at the top. The elephant saw a nice clump of tissues that looked like a bed.

A long time ago when the scientist first created the small elephant, it was the day he was going to write a will. The will said that the tiny little elephant would belong to his brother if he died. So either way he would get the elephant. But the elephant did not know that. So he started sleeping and resting for a long time. He woke up and found itself at the back of a truck.

The mentally retarded brother was taking it to the zoo to sell it. On their way to the zoo the mentally retarded brother went to Sonic and ordered a cookie dough blast. When they got to the zoo, the mentally retarded brother asked if the Zookeeper would buy it. The zookeeper said “No.”

The mentally retarded brother asked “Why?”

The zookeeper said “Because we do not take elephants that have been shrunk in a lab of a strange, dead scientist.”

The mentally retarded brother said, “So? You should take it anyway.”

Then security took him and the elephant out of the zoo. So they went to a deformed animal museum.

The mentally retarded brother said, “Would you like to buy my deformed animal?”

The clerk said, “Sure. What is it and the price?”

The mentally retarded brother said, “My elephant is smaller than most elephants and it is free.”

The clerk said, “Ok, we will take it.” The brother gave it to the museum and the next morning the elephant saw that it was not alone and there were a bunch of little tiny elephants everywhere. So the elephant found that he saw more elephants and liked one, and had baby elephants. And the family of elephants lived happily ever after.

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